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Natalie Martinez:
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Information:
Name: Natalie Martinez
Born: 1984-07-12
Height: 1.69
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Filmography:
Film '72 (2008), Saints & Sinners (0), Death Race (2008), Fashion House (0), Fashion House (2006)
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Q: What
is the missing link between the bass
and the ape?
A: The baritone.
AmadeoBlandfordfS
Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean
salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?
BurkCaldwellZM
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
Are you choking?
Lee: No, I'm serious!
ZhouHajizo
What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for
radio.
RowanJaymesUQ
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
week
to wash three basement windows?
A: It took her six days just to
dig the holes to put the ladder
in.
AshwinNootauge
How
many Passive Aggressive P.D.
does to take to change a lightbulb?
Oops.I can't believe I broke the
last one. I guess you'll have to sit
in
the dark.
WillmarWaldromZO
The cross eyed judge looked at the three
defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you
plead?"
"Not guilty" said the second defendant.
"I wasn't talking to you"
the judge replied.
"I never said a word" the third defendant
replied.
HaldanePippincQ
But let's get real here guys, I mean who
exactly are we kidding
? A
husband controls his wife in much the
same manner as a barometer
controls the weather.
TerrissSomhairleNh
A middle-aged
Jewish guy is out to dinner
with his wife to celebrate her fortieth
birthday.
He says, "So
what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A
diamond
necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't
planning
on spending that much."
QuarrieCaerwynQB
Who was the first accountant?
Adam. He
got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the
first
entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly
accounts
and raised the first liability.
FavioWadsworthtQ